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sniffing:

Having sex in elevators is wrong on so many levels.

green-tea-rex:

It’s 1am so I’m sorry for the people who won’t see this. But if you want confidence and don’t know how to get it, a really good way is to be confident in other people. When you walk into Starbucks, think, “damn, that barista’s hair is da bomb!” Or when you go to school, think, “my teacher is rocking that skirt!” When you start seeing everyone as being beautiful, at some point you realize that you’re everyone too.

There will always be a reason why you meet people. Either you need to change your life or you’re the one that will change theirs.

—Unknown   (via sexual-feelings)

(Source: psych-facts)

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

I want to do more in this world than just live in it.

—Unknown (via 11ab)

(Source: unradiantly)

unbadger:

senpaidave:

[AGGRESSIVELY ATTEMPTS TO GO TO BED]

mrcrockers:

mrcrockers:

hue jackman

image

i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

(Source: noverachiever)

(Source: 103312)

deductiontoseduction:

i made a graph of my personality

deductiontoseduction:

i made a graph of my personality

susemoji:

this is the saddest scene in this movie

I'm a great role model

  • Little cousin: what happened to your piñata?
  • Me: I beat it with a bat
  • Little cousin: you really should have pulled the strings instead
  • Me: there were no strings to pull. The only strings were its leaking intestines
  • Little cousin: why do you keep the head?
  • Me: as a reminder if my victorious kill
  • Little cousin: oh.... mOM
  • me: *whispers* shit